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<title>Humor Treats / Published Jokes</title>
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<description>Humor Treats Web 2.0 Content Management System  votes</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:40:22 MST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Dilacor Er (Diltiazem Hcl)]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Dilacor_Er_Diltiazem_Hcl</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Dilacor_Er_Diltiazem_Hcl</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:40:22 MST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Dilacor_Er_Diltiazem_Hcl</guid>
<description><![CDATA[<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Luvox (Fluvoxamine)]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Luvox_Fluvoxamine</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Luvox_Fluvoxamine</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:37:56 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>all</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Luvox_Fluvoxamine</guid>
<description><![CDATA[<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Manual Social Bookmarking Service]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Manual_Social_Bookmarking_Service</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Manual_Social_Bookmarking_Service</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:35:15 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Tech  and IT Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Manual_Social_Bookmarking_Service</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Manualsocialbookmarking bookmarks your site manually to top social bookmarking sites. This gives you one way links for life time and increases your P<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Blessings Usually Come In Disguise]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Blessings_Usually_Come_In_Disguise</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Blessings_Usually_Come_In_Disguise</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:48:40 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Other Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Blessings_Usually_Come_In_Disguise</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The only survivor of a shipwreck washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him, and every day he scanned the h<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[A  Blessing in Disguise (Chinese Folk Story)]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=A__Blessing_in_Disguise_Chinese_Folk_Story</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=A__Blessing_in_Disguise_Chinese_Folk_Story</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:48:38 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Other Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=A__Blessing_in_Disguise_Chinese_Folk_Story</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A long, long time ago, there was a kind old man who lived on the plains outside the Great Wall of China. The gentle old man had only two passions in <br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Always let your boss speaks first]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Always_let_your_boss_speaks_first</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Always_let_your_boss_speaks_first</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:48:36 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Office and Business Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Always_let_your_boss_speaks_first</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting.On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Physicist's Bill of Rights]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=The_Physicists_Bill_of_Rights</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=The_Physicists_Bill_of_Rights</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:19:08 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Science Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=The_Physicists_Bill_of_Rights</guid>
<description><![CDATA[We hold these postulates to be intuitively obvious, that all physicists are born equal, to a first approximation, and are endowed by their creator wi<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How To Catch A Lion]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=How_To_Catch_A_Lion</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=How_To_Catch_A_Lion</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:19:06 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Science Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=How_To_Catch_A_Lion</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Problem: To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert.   1. Mathematical Methods         1. The Hilbert (axiomatic) method            We place a <br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[A Party of Famous Physicists]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=A_Party_of_Famous_Physicists-1</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=A_Party_of_Famous_Physicists-1</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:19:04 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Science Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=A_Party_of_Famous_Physicists-1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[One day, all of the world's famous physicists decided to get together for a tea luncheon. Fortunately, the doorman was a grad student, and able to o<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Idiot waiting for the bus]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Idiot_waiting_for_the_bus</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Idiot_waiting_for_the_bus</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:49:04 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Other Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Idiot_waiting_for_the_bus</guid>
<description><![CDATA[An idiot was waiting in the down-town L. A. bus station for the bus to Pasadena. He spotted a machine with a sign that read: &quot;YOUR HEIGHT, YOUR WEIG<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Waiting At The Airport]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Waiting_At_The_Airport</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Waiting_At_The_Airport</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:49:03 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Other Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Waiting_At_The_Airport</guid>
<description><![CDATA[An Irishman and an American were sitting in the bar at Shannon Airport.&quot;I've come to meet my brother,&quot; said the Irishman. &quot;He's due to fly i<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Funny Thing About Saturday Nights...]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Funny_Thing_About_Saturday_Nights---</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Funny_Thing_About_Saturday_Nights---</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:37:10 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Other Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Funny_Thing_About_Saturday_Nights---</guid>
<description><![CDATA[There is literally nothing on television.rnrnSure enough, as I wrote that, I stumbled upon Norbit on HBO.rnrnSigh.rnrnMaybe I'll read a <br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Procrastinator's Creed]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Procrastinators_Creed</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Procrastinators_Creed</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:37:10 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Other Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Procrastinators_Creed</guid>
<description><![CDATA[1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excu<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Procrastination problem]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Procrastination_problem</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Procrastination_problem</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:37:06 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Other Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Procrastination_problem</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A: I have a problem.B: What is it?A: I'm prone to procrastination.B: What are you going to do about it?A: I guess I'll take care of it late<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How to procrastinate like a pro]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=How_to_procrastinate_like_a_pro</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=How_to_procrastinate_like_a_pro</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:36:59 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Other Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=How_to_procrastinate_like_a_pro</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Create a list of what you're thinking needs to get done. Making tangible just how much effort you'll need to expend to accomplish everything will h<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Spelling Test]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Spelling_Test</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Spelling_Test</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 19:33:18 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Marriage Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Spelling_Test</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Mary arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Know-Nothing Party]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=The_Know-Nothing_Party</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=The_Know-Nothing_Party</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 22:10:53 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Political and Country Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=The_Know-Nothing_Party</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The two governors then high-fived, this all according to Johnson, who related the incident to reporters while his fellow Republican governor was tryi<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The First Malaysian in Space]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=The_First_Malaysian_in_Space</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=The_First_Malaysian_in_Space</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 22:10:50 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Political and Country Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=The_First_Malaysian_in_Space</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Mahathir finally sends a Malaysian into space courtesy of the Russians. Finally, after months of training, the Malaysian astronaut and a chimpanzee a<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Stupid Frog]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Stupid_Frog</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Stupid_Frog</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 21:31:03 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Animal and Pet Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Stupid_Frog</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Baby Frog: Mama, who is smarter- a chicken or a frog?<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Two Bear Hunters]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Two_Bear_Hunters</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Two_Bear_Hunters</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 21:31:01 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Animal and Pet Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Two_Bear_Hunters</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wound<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Heaven hotter than Hell]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Heaven_hotter_than_Hell</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Heaven_hotter_than_Hell</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:00:10 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Science Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Heaven_hotter_than_Hell</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed from available data. Our authority is the Bible: Isiah 30:26 reads, &quot;Moreover the light <br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Space Jokes]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Space_Jokes</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Space_Jokes</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:00:08 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>One Liners</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Space_Jokes</guid>
<description><![CDATA[My husband said he wanted more space.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Legal Monkeys]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Legal_Monkeys</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Legal_Monkeys</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 19:21:33 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Legal and Lawyer Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Legal_Monkeys</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Justice Has Prevailed!]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Justice_Has_Prevailed</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Justice_Has_Prevailed</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 19:18:05 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Legal and Lawyer Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Justice_Has_Prevailed</guid>
<description><![CDATA[After years of assisting more senior attorneys at trial, a young lawyer was finally allowed to try a case on her own. Determined not to lose, she pre<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Corruption Trial]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=The_Corruption_Trial</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=The_Corruption_Trial</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 19:13:52 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Legal and Lawyer Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=The_Corruption_Trial</guid>
<description><![CDATA[At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.&quot;Isn't it true,&quot; he bellowed, &quot;that you accepted f<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Do You Know Me?]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Do_You_Know_Me</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Do_You_Know_Me</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 19:13:51 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Legal and Lawyer Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Do_You_Know_Me</guid>
<description><![CDATA[At the start of an important trial, a small town attorney called his first witness to the stand. She seemed like a sweet, elderly woman. He approache<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Blonde saves a rabbit]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Blonde_saves_a_rabbit</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Blonde_saves_a_rabbit</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:38:35 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Animal and Pet Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Blonde_saves_a_rabbit</guid>
<description><![CDATA[One day a man was driving down the road in a hot red convertable.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Spaghetti]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Spaghetti</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Spaghetti</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:36:55 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Health and Doctor Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Spaghetti</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse <br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[hat frickin' cat]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=hat_frickin_cat</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=hat_frickin_cat</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:23:40 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Animal and Pet Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=hat_frickin_cat</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Smart cat, not-so-smart human...<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Two Hunters]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Two_Hunters</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Two_Hunters</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:23:38 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Other Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Two_Hunters</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing. His eyes are rolled back in his head<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Why God Never Received a PhD]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Why_God_Never_Received_a_PhD</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Why_God_Never_Received_a_PhD</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:22:49 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Religion Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Why_God_Never_Received_a_PhD</guid>
<description><![CDATA[He had only one major publication.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[An Engineer in Hell]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=An_Engineer_in_Hell</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=An_Engineer_in_Hell</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:19:50 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Career and Profession Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=An_Engineer_in_Hell</guid>
<description><![CDATA[An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An intern angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked his dossier and grimly said, &quot;Ah, you're an e<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Do you deserve to enter heaven?]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Do_you_deserve_to_enter_heaven</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Do_you_deserve_to_enter_heaven</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:13:39 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Religion Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Do_you_deserve_to_enter_heaven</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A man died and went to heaven. An angel met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, 'Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you - we've exa<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Who Is Listening]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Who_Is_Listening-1</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Who_Is_Listening-1</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:10:17 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Marriage Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Who_Is_Listening-1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[During the first year of marriage, the husband speaks and the wife hears.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Wedding Cake]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Wedding_Cake</link>
<comments>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Wedding_Cake</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:07:37 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Dining and Food Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Wedding_Cake</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. Some of her points made, were as follows:*The material we put into our stomachs is e<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Beware of dog]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:07:36 MST</pubDate>
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<category>Animal and Pet Jokes</category>
<guid>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Beware_of_dog</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticeda sign saying: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! - posted on the glassdoor. Inside he noticed a <br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Don't Listen to Him]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:55:48 MST</pubDate>
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<category>Marriage Jokes</category>
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<description><![CDATA[A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Interview with a Signalman]]></title>
<link>http://www.humortreats.com/story.php?title=Interview_with_a_Signalman</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:55:45 MST</pubDate>
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<category>Career and Profession Jokes</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.The inspector puts this question to him: &quot;Wh<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Eve and Adam]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:27:49 MST</pubDate>
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<category>Gender and Sex Jokes</category>
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<description><![CDATA[One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, &quot;Lord, I have a problem!&quot;&quot;What's the problem, Eve?&quot;&quot;Lord, I know you've created m<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[A blonde was trying to sell her old car]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:27:47 MST</pubDate>
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<category>Travel and Transport Jokes</category>
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<description><![CDATA[A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.One day, she<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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